The Princess and The Pioneer

by Tom Furman

The unveiling.

This story begins with Digital Pioneer and friend, Laurence Gartel. He’s of legend and lives the lifestyle. He has this odd ability to get women to shed their clothes for artistic, one of a kind, digital treatments. In my own personal circle, he’s done this with three ravishing beauties. This adventure is about the Sinuous Armenian Princess with the Bulbous Ass.

LG as I call him, presented the idea to Princess on the corner of Oakland Park Blvd and Federal Highway in Fort Lauderdale. 30 seconds later he was yelling, “Princess put your clothes back on, we’ll do it next week in an art gallery for privacy.” (Only two car accidents that day.)

So we agreed on Barry Gross’ Gallery. Barry is the Modern Master whose art is at the Michelangelo level and he hates selling it.

Usually the Bulbous Assed Vixen spends her days looking at a canvas painting and singing along to Dusty Springfield records. Your loyal writer made salad and pork chops. My exercise came from a regimen of roadwork, kettlebells, martial arts and poking the Sinuous One with a ten foot pole to keep her from…